Two Tigers

Two tigers are walking in the jungle in single file along a trail.

The rear tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes then reappears. A few moments
later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger’s tongue, applied just
below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn’t want to start a fight so
lets it go. Then, the tiger again feels the tongue in the same area. Outraged he decides
to confront the other tiger and asks,

“Did you just lick arse?”
The other tiger replies, “Yeah, sorry about that. I just ate a lawyer and I’m trying to
get rid of the taste!”