But I sure as hell expect exclusive drilling' rights!

Storming into his lawyer's office, a mega oil magnate
demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his
young bride.

"What's the problem?"

"I want to hit that adulteress' bitch for breach of contract,"
snapped the oil man.

"I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife
isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!"

"Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect
exclusive drilling' rights!